I found a guy today that was totally witty and really good looking, but had eyebrows SO incredibly out of control that I couldn’t even look at more than one photo. Seriously, if you are going to put up pictures of yourself, you should have good friends that evaluate not only your haircut, but your eyebrow cut.
The following was sent to me as I went out for a first date with this very handsome, very smart, amazing gentleman in 2007. The first date was amazing. The second date we went to the Opera and held hands. I clearly fell in like. Then he went skiing and I never heard from him again. He’s still on Facebook so I know he didn’t die in some tragic skiing accident. He just wasn’t that into me. Good thing I brushed up on my Dating 101 first. This is from an intern at work, who clearly has more dating know-how than I do:
I’m sending you….GREAT LUCK ON YOUR DATE!!!
A few things to keep in the back (or front) of your mind:
1. DON’T (under any circumstances, no matter how strong of a compulsion you feel) put on your independent woman (insert beyonce singing) pants and reach for the check. He seems like a well brought up gent – he should know that it’s his JOB as a male (and a senior financial analyst, for that matter) to pay for dinner.
2. Avoid bringing up the fact that he is wearing a man chest hair sweater (non synthetic) under his shirt…I mean, we ALL stalk people on the internet before actually interacting with them face to face…but he probably doesn’t want that fact introduced as dinner conversation. You may not either…
3. have fun and try not to be nervous (LAME-O thing to remember I know) – you’re great and he’s a dumbass if he can’t pick up on that.
4. side note: if he does (for some INEXCUSABLE reason) make you pay for dinner…K*%&$*, you and I will have to have a “101” or “catching up” session immediately tomorrow morning discussing how to achieve retribution.
I HAVE CRABS!!!
My bike is thiiiiiiiiiiis big!!
(Also, don’t try to fool me into seeing Dane Cook with you. He’s not that funny and you don’t look like that great of a date)
This guy looks like he’s having the WORST birthday EVER.
I SO hope this was taken at a party, because if not - the oversized martini glass and creepy-ass mask are just a LITTLE over the top.
I LOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEE ADDDDDDDVEEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTUUUUUURRRRREEEEE. SEE?
Alright, i’ll give this guy credit for putting up an original eye-catching picture.
I’m almost 100% certain that this is 100% real. and 100% amazing.
FAVORITE FIND OF ALL TIME. How can you top this. HOW?
